Cameron the Clown

Ok, let's set something straight about Cameron Diaz. SHE IS NOT PRETTY. I once thought so, but that was because my undeveloped sheep brain was listening to the masses. Then she started annoying me with all her talkshow appearances and crappy movies like "The Sweetest Thing" and "Charlie's Angels." And that's when I started noticing her gigantic, gaping mouth, and now I can't look at her without thinking of a clown. And who thinks clowns are hot? Ok, maybe a few people, but they're deranged. Other people seem to think she has a nice body/ass/etc. Uh, no. It's one of those goofy, lanky model bodies that have more in common with the human skeleton than in anyone's idea of beauty. I mean, pin her to the front door to scare Trick-or-Treaters, but don't tell me she's hot.

Oh, plus she's a major dork. She's always terrible on SNL, overacting and what not, and god I can't stand some of the political things she's said. Now she's on that Mtv reality show "Trippin" with Blink 182, and she's even more annoying. Gah, just go away you big freak. It's getting to the point now where I'm more inclined to sit through a Julia Roberts flick than a Cameron Diaz one. I mean, Roberts was actually pretty good in "Closer" (cool flick; great performance from Clive Owen). Has hell frozen over?